so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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