PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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