How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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