idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
a search helicopter?!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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