Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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