make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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