I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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