so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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