at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We got so high we made milksteak
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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