Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
