i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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