i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We just shotgunned beers for America
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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