I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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