it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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