How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i've created a new STD.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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