it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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