We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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