I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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