Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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