i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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