I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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