Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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