i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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