i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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