Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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