Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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