Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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