All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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