That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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