You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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