is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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