More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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