Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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