It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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