Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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