Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Jerry, you need to find god
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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