Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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