singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
wow bdsm is so cute
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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