i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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