He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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