that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
