used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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