why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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