There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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