Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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