on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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