Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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