No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
