But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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