I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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