how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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