Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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