have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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