i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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