Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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