hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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