i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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